Sunday, October 28, 2007

Everything out of the ordinary!






This is my first blog entry so please bare with me.
I wanted to talk about chicks, girls, ladies whatever you wanna call em. I love girls as much as the next guy but sometimes I wanna pull my hair out from the roots.Have I tried picking up girls from the street.. you betcha! As a matter of fact I'm a strong advocate of the art Nampa (street pickup)
It's just that I lack the fundamental aspects which some guys are blessed with naturally. If girls wouldn't be so freaking picky and see a guy for only his wealth, status or profession then I could definitely get somewhere with most of these girls.Take for instance the other night while waiting for my Starbucks mocha frap. There was this sizzling stunner trailing my rear. She was drop dead gorgeous, with blond hair and a face that would put Jessica Alba's to shame. I order my frap, she orders hers soon after and while we're both waiting for our coffees to be made. then I casually offer my hand for light pleasantries. I don't know if it was the fact I was so bold or gosh darn good looking but she had an attitude problem quite typical to that of metropolitan beauty queens. Either that or she was on her period. Who knows. One things for sure.. girls can be a pain in the butt more often that not. Take it from me.. if you want a quick hello & goodbye without all the politics then surely an escort will serve you perfectly. Trust me, I've relied on them and they never let me down aside from a significantly lighter wallet at the end of the session (if you know what i mean lol) So ladies here's some advice for ya'll - stop playing so many mind games and when a guy approaches you please give him a chance. You need us more than we need you!
Psshhhhh.. typical female mentality.




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